Women aren’t funny, and science tells us so. Amy Schumer’s mistake was that she didn’t steal any good jokes. Steal them all and get funny, Amy. There’s a lot of discussion about the “get off my lawn” urge that both Matt and Addison suffer from. Then Matt gives his idea for a lottery system of government and we give that some thought for a few minutes. There’s some discussion about what the Muslim Ban news domination piece might be there to distract us from and we also browse Reddit and think about some of the things there. We ponder why the government still uses emails, and discuss a story about 31 pounds of cocaine. To top it off, Matt explains the application to get into the world order, and subsequently, the New World Order.

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